Sunday, May 20, 2007

FREaKING HUGE LIZARDS

Whenever i encounter all this little bugs.. that cannot fly.. lizards spiders and stuff.. i'm brave and i'll never chicken out to kill or destroy or flattened them.. with my KUNGFU (clenches fists) i know i'm cruel but.. killing those creatures aren't something as sinful as killing a cat or human

Different from cockcroaches (flying ones) or things that have wings.. enabling them to fly and CHARGE... i'll take any insect spray killer, shieldtox or H2o.. any brands..whatever you call it..

i'LL spray..till it moves no more...and i'll throw them away..

This time.. i open up the window(kitchen) to take a plastic bag...so i opened it..and i SAW SOME FREAKING HUGE Thing climbed in.. at first.. i thought it was a monitor lizard which couldn't be true..as it is too small to be one

Then i look up, FCUK..its the fattest biggest lizard (a 7 inch times 2inch weighs bout 200grams) i'd ever seen in my entire 20years of living on earth... (NANA?...if you see that thing..you'll faint) My mama screamed for my daddy.. i stood there looking..


its huge ok..u see its small..but.. it is not a normal lizard size lizard..

compare with ur palm,its slightly longer from ur middle finger to the wrist

SERIOUS..i don't lie about sizes..

So daddy came and think of how to chase that ugly creature OUT of the house..

Not killing it. We are good citizens of nature.. hahahahaha.. bet you i AM..

So i took out a stick, and shieldtox..getting ready.. to destroy that alien..

DAD say..don't.. let me handle this.. i'll throw it outside k..no need to kill it

So michelle didn't manage to be a hero.. since cannot kill it, meaning it'll run around and fall..the most chicken thing michelle did?..HIDE lor..lolz

Dad the hero took a clothe..hit it down..catch it, and throw it outside.. (hmm.. i've got a new skill to learn..now i know how to protect NAna from lizards) Dad is the hero of the day..

YAY!!!...hmmm next time my turn!!!lolz.. realli huge lizard

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