When its Not your fault

So parents, driving instructor teach you.. be careful when you drive, always ahead of time, if not kiss people's BACKSIDE have to BAYAR tao... but what if you have done so and you still kiss peoples ass as if they're the most beautiful ones on earth...

So i had my exam, the paper wasn't hard, might lose some points on round up errors, did my best, now hope for the best lo.. HD HD HD HD.. laws of attraction lol!!!

So after the paper, decided to go home straight. Federal Highway from Subang to Midvalley is approximately 15kms.. straight roads = accident prone places.

People tend to speed... and due to bottlenecks in certain areas namely Jalan 222 exit, Mid Valley to selangor arch, ldp exit etc... intimacy happens.. people kiss my backside, I kiss your backside, you kiss peoples backside, how many some are there here? FOURSOME???

So the long drive at 3pm is crazy, hot sun, terrible songs on radio, sleepy sleepy.. and my little frog prince now full tank and with tyres in full air.. very nice to drive.

At the Jalan 222 exit, the bottleneck was terrible, within 20seconds i got myself from the emergency lane to the fast lane, the car in front of me took off, so i accelerated abit, suddenly he emergency brake, i look at the PEST control van behind me.. FUH.. LIKE F1 CAR coming can, so i steer towards the right to minimize bang if he bangs me, and so that i bang divider not car (why? so i no need pay the guy infront) but of course, everyone brake in time, and before someone couldnt, the lane started moving again..

So i just past the arch on the middle lane,

Driving at constant speed 80km, ahead of me (approximately 200metres) an old nissan on the slow lane signalled LEFT and it took him forever to come to my lane, I look further ahead and saw cars slowing down. Still at 80km, i slowly brake towards the white nissan, and realise he's TOO SLOWWWWWW.. thinking to overtake him, I "thought" of getting to the fast lane on my right... ( i know its obviously my right) so i took a gentle steer looking at my right side mirror,
the fast lane slowed down, and all I could hear is

SCREEEEECCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD ...

Suddenly i couldn't breath, Shook my head a little, thinking that omg, I got hit and I'm dying, omg.. *suffocates*

I still see the white nissan in front of me, my car is still crawling behind the turtle, but on my right, approximately 4-5cars are smashed nicely in a row, sandwiched.

I passed by these cars, and looked at the rear mirror, my brother in blue swirled out, but i guess he hit his right front lights. anyway...

I'M OKAY IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS JUST RIGHT NEXT TO ME WHEN IT HAPPENED.

as i recall,
when the right lane slowed down, i decided not to take the fast lane, however, there's this modified black car ( model unknown cause didn't manage to see) emergency brake (guess he must be dreaming) and bang a vios in front and the vios bang some car in front and some car in front bang another car in front.. so bim bom bom bom bom bom bom... like fireworks you know...cause can see the glass shattered out...

Then i started praying... Thank goodness I didn't manage to get into the fast lane, thank goodness I was next door rather than same lane, thank goodness i still manage to drive when i saw the accident right next to me, thank goodness i didn't accelerate to bang the turtle in front of me and thank goodness i did not brake and let the car behind me bang me...

Fuh, all to blame is the modified car, but he dragged about 4cars ahead to suffer with him, i looked at the rear mirror, the one badly hit was the vios. Fuh!!! so who say if you brake ahead of time you will not bang people.

Listen to mummy, look ahead always, before braking, look how fast the car is coming from behind, brake further apart, and allow space to steer just incase you know they can't stop in time.
But what if you already brake long long time ago...??

FATE looo.. NASIB tao??.. hmmm, claim insurance only la. kesian those cars in front so "no mushroom" you know? Innocent I mean..

aih, so long i'm safe.. now take a nap, tonight war with FP, the grandmother of all horror story paper for the semester...