You can't rmbr me??

Just now, i was walking to Giant, around 500Metres away la... so it was sunny and i had my mp3 with me..

I don't know why i look to the left, and there's this kelisa(blue) like jacq's car.. Car plate WNW 5255.. i think.. there's this guy inside it, and like prompting to talk to me. So i bend myself abit.. to get a clearer view of him.. he opened the passenger door and said..

in cantonese ' You don't remember me d?

i was like? 'who the hack r u??'

Me ar, ah keong.. you don't remember me d!!

I stared cock at him.. ah wat? I don't rmbr anyone by the name of ah keong dis dark and yong sui..

Then, he start la show his colours

Where are you going?

I said.. erm.. GIANT?

Oh, come la i fetch you there?

I was like, wowowowo.. m dumb enough to even talk to you.. you want me to be dumber to get into ur car? Dumb dumb..
i said.. NO..thanks, i'm going to esso to meet my friend (Dear lord, i know there's no such things as white lie, but, to save myself from dat monyet. Just this once k?)..

He said.. kla, i fetch you go esso?

I pointed at esso and say, but its just a few steps away.. (you moron.. you think i'm so lazy zit?)

He end the conversation saying, oh.. you realy forget me d la..

I just closed the door and continued staring at him till he turn into esso (Damn it)

I, of course.. took another route la..

I then thought it was over, till i was on my way home from giant. I saw his car again.. This goldfish man.. what is he trying to do.. if he more leng chai okla.. but with that kind of looks he wanna be goldfish man??SAVE IT LA...

i took another route back to my house, incase he trail me. Thank goodness, he didn't..

Warning to all women outside. Man are useless... (some) they are so, terrible. Eeeewww.. i can't imagine. And guys? PLease fight back some dignity from this useless pimps ok? They are degrading your species.. May lord be with them..